Where to begin with this letter…Only a handful of things makes us go ahhh…ohhhhh…oooooo…woooooow and those that do always include you.
Seeing this left us speechless, breathless, lifeless…get the point?
Um…OK? You are more than OK….you are EXQUISITE…in every possible imaginable way! But we get it…it’s your modest self speaking. Your ‘I don’t want it to be about me’ self…but guess what baby love…on Sunday night, for US, it was about YOU! We saw no one else on that red carpet…we didn’t want to…we didn’t care to
Our poor little hearts could not contain the excitement of watching this
(psst…we still have not recovered)
Seeing you on the red carpet was out of this freaking world. We jumped up and down and switched from channel to channel like morons trying to get as many glimpses from you as possible….all while saying (out loud)
Strike a pose Stew…for us…Strike a pose
We imagned your response as something like this
Um…o….k….don’t try sooooo hard
NOOOOO we’re sorry…forgive us…(Brianne you sapper look what you’ve done)….don’t go…we’re stupid fools who can’t contain themselves over your FIERCENESS
Your Oscar’s presence showed us how humbled you were by the occasion…how you felt the moment was bigger than you…and we’re not basing that soly on this picture
But to us baby love it showed us you’re REAL…a real human being with feelings and emotions…one who understood where she was and appreciated it…we’re humbled by YOU
And all the while nothing, NOTHING prepared us for this
I mean can we just take a moment to say…WOW… pure perfection
And we love him….JUST because you love him!
You see baby love…Sunday night was not just another Kristen Stewart premiere night for us, it was the freaking OSCARS…seeing you there on Oscar stage….was history in the making for us…something worth remembering for years to come. We are proud of you…not many actors get to be where you are & have the resume you have, to have worked with fantastic people like Jodie and Sean and Meryl (oh wait sorry that was us wishing out loud) is not something most 19 year old actors in Hollywood can really say they’ve done. We are 100% confident this is just the begining of Oscar Stew…we WILL see you there someday giving your acceptance speech.
And now that we’ve got that out, could you please guide us through the rest of the night
Vanity Fair eh
By “they” you mean Ruth right….this may be one of those few times we agree with her
Can you tell us what exactly is going on here?
Huh…interesting…what about here
Not fond of him either eh
I don’ think we need to ask about this one
Exactly! So where does this leave us baby love…we’ve officially entered the Stewzone as this is Stewmadness month…we are eagered for The Runaways and can’t wait to hear what you’ll do next. Until then bye bye for now.